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Monday, April 18, 2005

One of the Important People

I guess now that I am a big-time blogger of the highest levels, I have become one of the Important People. That is the only explanation I can come up with as to as to why Suha Arafat would turn to me for assistance:
Dear Friend,
I am Mrs. Suha Arafat, the wife of Yasser Arafat, the Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris. Since his death and even prior to the announcement, I have been thrown into a state of antagonism, confusion, humiliation, frustration and hopelessness by the present leadership of the Palestinian Liberation Organization and the new Prime Minister. I have even been subjected to physical and psychological torture. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment.
You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine Government.
In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars. And they are not relenting on their effort to make me poor for life. As you know, the Moslem community has no regards for woman, more importantly when the woman is from a Christian background, hence my desire for a foreign assistance.

Naturally, I will receive a tidy sum for helping her with $21 million of that money which she has managed to squirrel away.

Unfortunately for Suha, she didn't read my last blog, so she wouldn't know that I considered Yasser to be a murderous thug and a thief. Therefore I could not in good conscious help her keep the money stolen from the Palestinian people.

Perhaps she would be better served by contacting the fine people at Daily Kos or Eschaton, who are probably more inclined to help.

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